A Javascript random tagline producer, which I wrote.
It's in the source for this page. If you don't know how to find that, then you probably don't want to be messing around with computers in the first place. Go home right now and talk to some real people or something. If you're a Mac user, you would be able to view the source to this page using your right mouse button, but you don't even have one! Get a real computer.
Steal it, if you like (the Javascript, not a computer (or at least don't blame me if you do)). I'd like for you to tell me if you do, but I don't care. It's now a bit prettier (and almost 1K smaller) because I've made it use an array instead of the horrible mess it was before.
You may wish to amuse yourself by hitting the reload button in your browser to view different taglines. Doing so on this page will be less bandwidth intensive than on the index page, so go for it. You sad bastard; don't you have anything better to do? And the quotes are different on the index page anyway.
http://www.houseofsin.net/
Gavin M. Doig
Do You Believe That?